Bohemian – Day 20
So far, Bohemian has been the easiest style month for me. I blend in well with my hippie surroundings and the clothes are really comfortable – they’re flattering, but not revealing, feminine, but not fussy. Honestly, I was feeling like I just might make it through the whole month without parading around in something completely hideous.
Unfortunately, that is not going to be the case. Yesterday, I wore this outfit and once again, I wore it all day before realizing something was very wrong with it…
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First of all, what a lovely color combination. Nothing says springtime like brown and mustard yellow! The footwear is nice too – a pair of faded, suede boots on a eighty degree day. But of course, the elephant in the room is the skirt. So many things are wrong with it –
It’s way too short in the front. I had to wear a slip because the material was so see-through, but the only slip I had was too long and so I had to roll the waistband – which really adds nicely to an already muffin-topping experience.
The skirt’s material is so clingy you can see my bony knees jutting out of it.
The clingy material also makes a strange dark “skirt sink hole” between my legs as I walk – It was great to talk to people and have their eyes just keep darting down to my crotch in a disturbed way.
The skirt is way too long in the back. I kept tripping over it and I even inadvertently dipped it into the toilet of a public restroom. Fortunately, two of my kids were crammed into the stall with me and their ear-piercing shouts of, “Mommy, your skirt’s in the toilet!” alerted me and everyone else in the bathroom as to what was happening. After washing off the skirt in the sink, I then had a skirt that was way too long in the back and wet.
But this bohemian mom just shrugged off the whole experience because that’s the great thing about clothes. You can make these giant mistakes with them, but it doesn’t really matter – just rip them off and start all over the next day.
Wouldn’t it be great if life were a simple as fashion?
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